Me on the treadmill when I’m still half asleep

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Trying to take a sneaky picture and the flash goes off

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When I meet someone for the first time when I’m essentially a hungover gremlin

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When I try to make out with my boyfriend and he just falls asleep on me

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(via lolzpicx)


When I was aimlessly perusing online and suddenly read that Eva Mendes is having Ryan Gosling’s baby

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When one of my friends tells me she’s cutting down on drinking because she really needs to start getting serious at work

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Looking for an eligible bachelor in your 20’s

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When I respond to someone who just sent me 4 paragraph long texts in a row

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When my boyfriend tries to bring up things I did wrong in the past

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